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Don’t Get a Brain Aneurysm … GetHuman.com

gethuman-logo.gifAnyone who spends too much time close to technology has to sense that Technology (if you can consider it an organic enttity) is at odds with itself to either save or swamp us. This sensation is, of course, is simply a sentimental concept based upon a world of humans trying to use technology for myriad uses. But it’s ficticious nature still does not keep one from thinking the battle is well underway. Skip my venting about BofA’s automated technology in the next para to get the goods on GetHuman.com, another brave foot soldier taking technology back for ourselves.

Today I was banging my head trying to get a human at Bank of America. Our credit card had been put on a security freeze because a vendor we authorized a hundred times, had a hiccup and BofA’s dumb alogorhythm froze our account. I wouldn’t be nearly so heated about this if we had simply received a call or two tell us about this. But for the third time in a year their over-active system froze our account based upon purchases we requested and for the third time they did not call us, email or even send a letter. Today I had the rep read to my my account notes which say customer complains they did not receive notice. As luck would have it the rep’s supervisor was in a meeting so I could not talk with her. It was funny because the rep had no idea of the supervisor’s future schedule other than she was in a meeting at that moment.

But that was all after I finally got a human on the phone to transfer me to the fraud dept. I was banging my head because I was battling BofA’s IVP system (Integrated Voice Processor) simply trying to avoid hearing about sending money to mexico when Greg O. our Dir of Systems used GetHuman.com to find the key entry to get me human right away.

GetHuman has a couple dozen volunteers which scour hundreds of customer service systems and share key presses to Get A Human. This is clearly a work of passion. Their caption should be ‘Don’t get crazy … Get Human!’

And another line has been drawn in the sand in Technology’s inexorable battle with itself. Long live technology. Technology must die ;>

What web services do you love that help you save yourself from technology?

Friend, colleague and artist Kevin Cheng inks his frustrations with voice systems at the excellent OK/Cancel.

2 Responses to “Don’t Get a Brain Aneurysm … GetHuman.com” »»

  1. Comment by Erica Douglass | 04/27/06 at 10:34 am

    Maybe it’s time to get another bank! I’ve done business exclusively with Wells Fargo since 1999. Now Simpli pushes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year through our main checking account. I have several reasons why I stay with Wells Fargo:

    1) Business customer service gets its own phone number and reps are there to help you with 1 button push (0, thankyouverymuch.)
    2) Their business dept. will push through loans and credit lines for you (SBA-backed for lower interest rates, even.)
    3) Customer service reps at banks are quite friendly.
    4) Wells Fargo website lets me view checks and view account info, as well as transfer funds around.
    5) If your account IS flagged for fraud, I can tell you exactly what they do. Recently I was in Louisville, KY at a conference. I put a hotel room and several meals on the account. WF thought this was odd, so here’s what happened:

    1) They called with an automated thing to verify that I had actually made those purchases. I voice-confirmed every one.
    2) Since this was the 3rd time this had happened in a year (my account being flagged) and it is a huge account, they sent me a letter with a new check card. The last two digits were different. I activated it. No problems. The old card remained active for another 24 hours so I had time to use both. (Most of our recurring credit card transactions are pulled from another account, so I don’t use the credit side of this account much.)

    I can tell you I’d switch banks in a day if WF ever tried to pull some crap like freezing that account without a phone call and some seriously good reasons. For the past 7 years, they have been great to me. Oh, and I asked them to waive all of the fees on my personal account since I have the business account with them, and they did so. They even will waive the $2 “foreign ATM” fee if I ask on the personal account. Also, my employees get free personal accounts there. Good stuff.

  2. Comment by Ron Turner | 05/28/08 at 1:59 pm

    My friend just emailed me about a new site at http://www.contacthelp.com that contains what looks like hundreds of companies, their phone numbers, instructions for reaching a live person, etc. You can even upload recordings of customer service calls and update/add listings as well. Similar to gethuman.com, but more features and easier to use. Very cool site!

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